"How does it look, Darling?" "I-it's nice. I can see well enough from down here... Carry on." <br>"Hey, Darling? You're looking at the ornament, right? Or am I distracting you?" <br>"Y-you jest! Of course I was discussing the ornament!" <br>"Oh, that's too bad... Okay, well I'm putting it here... Aaand there. Finished! I'm pretty good at this! When I get down, I'll be waiting for my reward—a kiss for doing such a fine job decorating!" <br>"A-are you daft!? I don't recall offering any such thing!" |